Evidence and facts aren’t really a conservative thing. They’re actually kind of anathema to them.

Incel MAGAts hate vaginas cuz they can’t touch one.

Night showerers are gross.

Your skin and hair produce dead skin cells and oil. You wallow in that all night, and your bed gets continually dirtier until you wash the sheets, then you get up and go to work dirty in the morning. Your co-workers notice and make fun of you.

Morning showers are also what turns me from a coprse into at least the living dead.

We should keep idolizing the wealthy. That seems to be working out well.

That’s when I just link them to a mental health services site and move on.

MAGAs would undoubtedly lose in an actual war because

1. They are the weakest whiniest little bitches I’ve ever encountered in my life.

2. They don’t have enough brain cells combined to organize or formulate strategy to win in a conflict.

1. Get a VPN and connect to it. Make sure it’s a good one that auto reconnects if the connection drops.

2. Download the TOR browser and probably read some guides about how to configure it for maximum privacy.

3. Get completely lost once you’re connected trying to figure out how to actually find and navigate the dark web. Usually involves finding a dark web search engine.

4. Be careful where your keystrokes lead you. They call it dark for a reason.

The whole neck so maybe the blood supply can keep the brain alive longer so I can stare into its aware eyes as they register what has just happened.

Is that weird?

Also, fuck .ml

The main benefit of sailing the high seas when I was younger was simply having access to things I couldn’t afford that helped make me more cultured. Now the main benefit is so I don’t financially contribute to shitstain corporations.

IT professional here.

Yup.

Everything is hardwired with multiple layers of security. Everything even remotely personal is on encrypted hard drives. No Alexa/Google. Made sure the smart TV and smartphones (no Apple, vanilla Android) have all data sharing disabled. And I drive a 1999 vehicle that doesn’t make me jump through any hoops.

There’s a fine line between technology making things better and making things worse. We’re definitely starting to drift into the making things worse era.

IT professional here with 20+ years work experience. Not once have I ever met another tech that liked Apple. Personally, I despise them. Unintuitive locked down garbage that can’t do anything a PC can’t do for half the price. And yes, I have seen viruses on Macs.

They’re just really good at advertising to people who don’t understand technology.

Streamers are like a Biblical plague.

Let’s take a bunch of dropouts with absolutely no credentials and have them be stewards of information to millions of people.

It’s wild that the “land of the free, home of the brave” let a bunch of incel basement dwelling grifter losers take over and tank the nation.

With the behavior of modern Christians the guy would probably beg to be put back in.

Both adults.

I have other things to care about.

Mine has a smile on their face as long as they can overcharge me for not helping me.

Which is every single time.

Come.

Let me show you the 9th level of hell called “Help Desk”.

Welp.

Lemmy open on one monitor. Jira open on the other.

So this tracks.

I pray for the apocalypse so I never have to look at a fucking ticket queue again. It’s a neverending list of other people’s problems I have to rapid fire solve.

Reminder that during the entirety of Biden’s 4 year term we saw job growth. Now we’ve seen 5 straight months of job loss under child rapist Donald Trump.

Thanks Biden.

I absolutely love the idea of only referring to him as Tim Apple for the rest of his sad life.

This guy’s such a pushover wimp he let a pedophile permanently change his name. A pedophile he has prostrated himself to.