I’m an alien

I’m a legal alien

I’m an Englishman in New York

On da uvva 'and, dat’s a bloke wot likes gubbinz! No rulez ‘oldin’ da boyz back!

Those robots don’t look quite like Skitarii but we could make some changes.

-You don’t think the Emperor might be offended?

-Why would he be offended? They love these hats over there.

-Right. I don’t know if you’ve seen the cartoons…

Oh no. Please, someone stop them.

Except states have voting rights and representation.

Paparazzi? I didn’t figure them as moral crusaders but God bless.

Hey, that’s not fair! I don’t take pleasure.

You like being sentient??

Maybe both countries should stop executing people given that a non-negligible number of them are entirely innocent. Maybe capital punishment should have been abandoned long before the 21st Century and any country that continues it be a pariah state.