Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.
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Cake day: September 27th, 2023
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Good. And while you’re at it close all your other stores, fucking parasite.
2·8 months agoEwww, I’m not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?
I remember that on my LG viewty I had to download and then run some form of a file to turn the screen white for it to have a torch.
And the first time I ran it I was all “omg, this is amazing. What will they think of next!?!!”
Clearly you don’t know how I clearly know this clearly isn’t true? Well, it’s simple, you didn’t use the word clearly nearly enough.
Seriously, go to IMDb and look at any big TV series or movie then go to the goofs section and look for all the very smug ‘clearly’ remarks.
“The stunt man was clearly wearing a wig to make him look like a woman”…“watch the background to see that George Clooney was clearly not driving the car” etc etc.
And every single time the word brings nothing to the point being made. Nothing. It’s just out there by the person to show how clever they are for spotting it.
‘clearly’ is IMDb’s version of “well, ackchualllyyyy”
I heard you like Glen Close…
Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!
No one is going to convince me that the left one isn’t a character from the hunger games movie!!
Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?
That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.
Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?
Agreed. I always cover myself in motor oil before I flambé my crêpes suzette!!
Top Secret. Jaws: The Revenge. Both from the 80s, and both hilarious…though for entirely different reasons.
9·9 months agoI can see why. I mean, I personally will fuck anything that is shaved. Man, woman, everything in between.
There was even a piece of timber that was giving me the come on, so I got my wood planer out and did the business.
It’s not my fault, that oaky harlot was begging for it…and got what it deserved!!
I’ve been on the internet since it was screechy dial up, and this is the first time I’ve seen it. Ty.
Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?