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Disney will sue you if you say otherwise.

My only problem with people that vape is they think they can do it where you can’t smoke a cigarette and/or joint. Sorry bro, get over here with the rest of us, no one wants to smell your shitty strawberry flavored whatever.

Not for long, this is a test war, once AI takes over air defense these things will be shot down for pennies on the dollar.

I did after school tutoring on weekends, it’s not the worst thing that ever happened to me.

It’s not a lie, you can always fill weekends with home school.

Is mad cow coming back?

Do I think Elon is a genius? Not really, but I do know he just uses Twitter to troll people and look like an idiot on purpose. It prolly gets his rocks off in some way.

Depends who you ask, some would consider that age group to be the at the end of Gen X and some consider that the beginning of the millennial. So people in that age group can consider themselves members of both generations.

Windows just calls them dependants.

If you can’t live knowing both of those are in the woods with you then I can only have faith in Darwin.

Something about would you feel safer being stalked by a creepy dude or being stalked by a bear in the woods. Both could equally kill you, just one is more likely than the other to actually kill you.

Wacko is addicted to Don Knots comedy, you can always catch him watching old episodes of Matlock just for the guest appearance’s.

That used to be a running joke on the 90’s version of that show.

Parle vu English…

Most days I don’t drink coffee, but on days I do it’s usually around 6+ cups.

The broken calculator is experimenting, that’s why it made this very specific request.

You’re going to have to do butt stuff with a broken calculator…

Most sane reply, lol.

IT person…

Uses chrome…

Both cannot be true friend, sorry. Your buddy is either a fake engineer or their main job isn’t IT.

If you really have friends in IT they haven’t used chrome or edge in a while, or their using the scripting bot for weekly progress reports to their boss, and they’re only using it for that…