…Is your bathroom a swamp?

Isn’t that HAraM

I blame lazy parents. The message is meant to be “You shouldn’t be picky, you should be thankful that you’re fortunate enough to have access to such quality food. There are people in much worse conditions than you, which much worse food security, who would gladly eat this broccoli/peas/whatever.” But most parents just say “there are starving children in Africa” and leave it at that.

That is the point. You’re basically trying to say “Look how rich I am, I can afford to have all this land dedicated to looking pretty and not being useful for anything else”

Bender: “I’m 40% chocolate!”

!surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works

Oh, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t even see “Saturday night” in the article lol. Whenever I see old dates I like looking up what day of the week it was on, just for fun.

January 27, 1936 was a Monday

They’re definitely biased, though. For every “majestic” or “superb” bird there’s one named something like “drab titwaffle”

Unfortunately, no. From what I gather, any other browser on an iPhone is just Safari with a different skin.

I was trying to get help with something while setting up Windows, and getting increasingly frustrated with their stupid automated tech support (because evidently it’s literally impossible to speak to a human unless you’re a developer or something). I ended up cursing at it, and it stopped and went “Let’s keep this professional.” If anything that made me even more pissed off.

You got my cheez whiz, boy?

Oh man, I would be so on board with that. As long as there’s vacuum tubes.

So how come when I mix all my watercolors I get brown?? Checkmate atheists

I wonder if you could make a muzzle brake with the floppy bits of whoopee cushions attached to the gas ports…

My parents had an Amana “Radarange” while I was growing up, with chrome dials and wood paneling. It was an absolute tank, probably weighed like 50 lbs and had the power consumption of a small country, but I loved that thing

I’m 30 and my friends and I still quote this regularly

Is there a way to undo/reverse it?

Just pull yourself in like a turtle. Bam, perfect privacy too.