And God forbid you move too fast for the machine to keep up! Fucking “modern” technology.

Spying on the pussy next door.

Absolutely this. Roombas are like stupid puppies; you think you have the house roomba proof, only to come home to find it stuck in some obscure corner, whining pathetically.

There is a ton of shaming done. Politicians, ceos, newspaper headlines bitching about how no one wants to work, how people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, how a major economic depression with 50% joblessness will teach workers to appreciate their jobs and their bosses more.

While at the same time telling us to stop buying daily coffees and making avocado toast. Just another way to fuck us up.

I miss these being as ridiculous as headlines got.

Who eats their hotdogs cold?!

It’s a self deprecating joke about having seasonal affective disorder.

Not sure about the floor, but wearing gloves helps limit how much moisturizer evaporates vs gets absorbed into the skin. For really dry skin, using lotion or cream before bed, then wearing gloves while you sleep can be very helpful.

I bet he practiced in the mirror.

How did he think putting a smartphone in the fridge would get the sim out?

“some images, many depicting graphic scenes of violence, self-harm, murder, rape, necrophilia, child abuse, bestiality and incest.”

Yes, people should absolutely be paid more, but there is no amount of money that can shield a person from the trauma caused by seeing such images.

I think there should also be some hard core investigating into how the companies got such material.

Push me…