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“Hmm, your BMI seems a little high. Please exit the Twinky aisle immediately”
“Hmm, your BMI seems a little high. Please exit the Twinky aisle immediately”
And if Tigger was a whistleblower, he’d be a Boing Boeing
How do you like the phone?
I think a rugby player would be more useful in some situations
I’ve worked with the worst project managers. Sit in a meeting for an hour completely silent, then at the end ask questions that were already answered. I’d love that job. That or scrum master. Our scrum master is fucking useless. I think if he doesn’t move stories around swim lanes he will explode.
Get new eyes
I always use subtitles. No idea why it’s so hard to get dialogue to sound good on home systems.
This was so stupid I love it
League is cancer. This meme is accurate.
The Conjuring. Ed and Lorraine Warren aren’t exactly lookers
Downvoted
This sounds like a joke an 8 year old would tell, and it’s hilarious.
I said this exact same thing a few months ago and was downvoted to oblivion lol
The insane windows hate on Lemmy is actually pushing me away from wanting to try Linux. Some of you are insufferable, like your entire personality is that you use Linux.
What? No one here is body shaming. I mean maybe you are, but no one else is
I’m a straight dick and I think man are beautiful
This place definitely isn’t reddit and this comment proves it lol
Women kill men
Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin