Not a hat per se but I do now have like 2 dozen different bandanas…

They’re making a new game with that exact premise actually. Only one planet but still

After over 500 times it seems more appropriate to revoke and never allow reapplication

I’ve just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost

AINT NOTHing but a…oh not the joke

Like signing Israel’s bombs piece of shit for anyone who hasn’t been disappointed yet

Corruption

Ahh okay yeah if you just have like a little snow on top after you’ve brushed it then thats nothing to worry about. The car wash might have just been trying to get at the dirt underneath the ice and thats why they took more time

Less rude and more potentially dangerous tbh. The metal of the roof will conduct just enough heat to melt the snow into a thin sheet of water and the second you stop or slow down a little too hard all of the snow on your roof is now obstructing your front view. For the sake of yourself and everyone else you share the road with please brush off any significant snow on top of your vehicle before you start moving

I can bet that “sex” isn’t the best word to describe what happened

cough Dnd Beyond coughcough*

Well yeah its because only like a third of that group can read anything more difficult than the Hunger Games. 34% of adult Americans can’t read above a 4th grade level

https://www.theglobalstatistics.com/literacy-rate-in-the-united-states/

Same reason no one shines their shoes anymore, a lot of shirts just don’t need the same level of maintenance anymore

And after about halfway through the third bowl you begin to regret everything

A pitch writ on a picture of a pitcher

I really liked the Jim Caviezel movie adaptation

Count of Monte Cristo is great but it was a bit of a slog at times if I’m honest. Granted last time I read it it was for school and I had to plow through all 650 pages or so in less than a week because I put it off til the last second

Not no-cost but cooking, gotta feed yourself anyway might as well have fun with it

Not so much scripted as just I can logically follow where I was to where I am and infer where I’m going next. There’s surprises to be sure but there’s only so many way things can happen given the parameters of a story you’re very familiar with

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places