Chaff
Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
“You should ask for a refund.”
The Carlinist club has no member status in the America club, unfortunately.
See, all the really open minded citizens in America were just so happy when the country elected a black guy as president that they just had to go out and share that joy with the rest of the world!
Hello, fellow Carlin-ist.
“You say it was an everything bagel?”
“That’s right.”
“And that explains the weed and coke?”
“Yes.”
“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
Isn’t a cyber truck electric…? Aren’t you worried about sharks?!?
Well, duh! That’s a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your “smoothie.”
They explain it in The Boys. It’s called a “murder boner.”
It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.
And it’s mystery is exceeded only by it’s power.
Holy shit, that’s pretty funny. To me, it reads as if Trump was a caveman:
“Grok is best hunter, with biggest hands. Grok use bigly hands to carry best spear.”
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
It’s e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
Incontinentica…
🤐😅
…Buttocks.
😄😆😂🤣
“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”