Stupid fascists can’t even write their own rage bait.
Luckily it’s hosted on their own fascist website, so blocking it should be quite straightforward.

Jelly horse.

Should we call a Bombulance?

Wow, I could get that thing I don’t care for by paying for that other thing I don’t care for. What a great deal.

Not with that attitude.

I’m immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon’s army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn’t tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.

Might also be an SCP.

I’m also a big fan of the unexpected errors. You know, as opposed to the countless expected errors.

Mmm… freeze dried boiling water.

5. Uniquely capable of solving very specific problems much faster, but not actually useful for general purpose computing

That’s what wearing undersized heels does to your feet.

I never claimed everyone could work from home. But I think you’ll agree, that your commute would probably become quicker and less stressful, if the majority of office workers could stay at home.
Less traffic if you have to drive, less crowded public transport. As a side effect life in the city might also become less stressful, as the noise from traffic reduces.

Pester your politicians that they forgot a part of the walkable city. Either a walkable workplace or work from home.

What are you on about? That’s an entirely different directory.

Though their entry level might be above the top tier of other manufacturers. Maybe you can find some tests.

Maybe also check out https://kinugrinders.com/
I only see Euro prices, so x1.5 may be cutting it very close. But they offer precision engineering, which will give you a lot of control and reproducibility for your brews.

That’s me with four lights, keeping my conviction.

Completely braindead take. Great shitpost.

That’s the “joke.”