Saving this to annoy my children.

Happy beanniversary. The standard gift is beans.

She’s 14, you weirdos.

ChatGPT can’t count. Try to get it to compose haikus consistently. It can’t do it.

Somebody really wants to drop a hard R.

Yo, listen up here’s a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

Let’s just say she wanted to be lickenpooper.

If I was one of those employees, my response would be to smile and wave, maybe give a thumbs up, and go back to ignoring them. They can interpret it how they like, and only I know for sure that it means “Lol, you’re getting nothing from me, you dumb buttmunch.”

If only I didn’t have a dozen tote bags already. At any rate, the plastic bags around here all get used for disposal of pet waste. Fun project though. My kid is into crocheting and made a sort of rug out of them once.

What an incredible view!

Oh of course, the list of horrors is endless. Philosophers desperate to maintain the existence of a benevolent deity have wrestled for two thousand years to solve the problem of evil, and none of them ever came any closer than shrugging and presuming that there must be an unsurmountable flaw in our understanding of the universe that blinds us to his plan. A flaw in us, his allegedly perfect creation. Whoops, there’s that nagging contradiction again.

And that one just rolled off the production line a month ago.

Am I supposed to know what a pepperhead is?

Canonically speaking, according to the lore, God is a huuuuge dick, so if you believe God exists at all, it’s not hard to believe he’s up there throwing hurricanes and fires at us just because he can. Because he’s a dick.

Oh and also, “change this every four weeks please.”

Okay then. NEW PASSWORD: pa$$word_Aug24

If it’s anything like its reddit equivalent, it will just be a place for people who unironically use the words “woke”, “SJW”, and “DEI” as perjoratives. No thanks.

Geeze, Wowbagger the Infinity Prolonged must have gotten bored.

I wouldn’t say useless. They’re a pretty good reminder to the type of smeghead who might not already know this.

Using two VCRs to edit a video project for English class.

I used to get up early on Saturdays to watch cartoons, and remember being really bummed when they weren’t on because Saddam Hussein was invading Kuwait.

And I can sort of mentally mark when I started to sleep in later because by the time I got up all I managed to catch was Saved By the Bell before the broadcast switched to a golf tournament or a fishing show.