Do NOT wear noise cancelling headphones around traffic. That is a massive safety hazard.

Omfg amazing. He’s the worst but he’s probably the most unintentionally hilarious person of all time. What a fucking dipshit.

This is a distraction from the new war which is a distraction from the Epstein files which is which iswhichwishjeishsish

I wouldn’t be surprised if it became employee owned.

Valve is set up as a horizontal organization. I expect that to continue after Gaben’s death. He doesn’t really do much at valve these days anyway.

What is a pork roll?

I feel like the popular conception of Jersey is Newark and the Sopranos and nothing in between

Safest place for it, maybe?

You forgot it being socially encouraged to give people a bit of a spook

I’ve decided to hold parties for when horrible people die. Fuck them.

He would sink until he started to decompose and gasses lifted him again. Thanks ChatGPT! Lmao

Look at all this buzz about Gen z going right wing. They are still by and large left wing and yet the news won’t shut up about Tate or whatever

I wore my WATCHING FOX NEWS SHRINKS YOUR PENIS SHIRT to the store yesterday. So I guess I dress for both.

Pancakes don’t usually have sugar, though

I no longer have this problem due to Android. But the way to solve this is to go to the shortcuts page in settings where brb turns into be right back, or whatever, and make shit shorthand for shit, fuck for fuck, etc

I like how he’s not even trying besides the braids. He at least used to have dirtbag energy. Now he’s just some dad but with shitty pigtails for some reason