Chronic pain gang, rise up 💪 (or remain seated)

TIL click beetle is a real group of beetles and not just something we called them where I grew up.

I’ve always heard orange juice + vodka called a screwdriver.

And not gonna lie, I’d try it.

Software design really needs to take a leaf out of game design’s book and let you change key binds. I suspect the only reason they don’t is because it would make troubleshooting more complicated.

You can’t trick me into giving you all my knowledge, faerie!!

You didn’t watch enough trashy Discovery Channel shows from the 00s onward?

MiniMinuteMan did a bit where he just juggled while talking about the sponsor and you know what, it fucking worked on me. Jangle those keys for me.

What if I said the show was racist because it showed white, country people as wide-eyed, stupid hicks? How ridiculous does that sound?

Pretty ridiculous, considering you’d be comparing making classist jokes with the glorification of a nation founded to maintain the enslavement of black people.

In the 70s in the south people knew what that flag meant, just like they know what it means now.

Dukes of Hazzard.

AFAIK .ml doesn’t automatically block comments from other instances containing slurs, they only automatically block slurs from being posted by their own users.

The average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.

Tarantula hawks are big wasps but friendly (unless you’re a tarantula).

Could I get an example of a disability healed by exercise? (Being fat isn’t a disability by itself)

Because sadly AAA games are produced on the basis of how they perform vs putting that same amount of money in the stock market, not whether they are good 😔

If you stop paying your car or home loan it gets repossessed, people with bad money management still have incentives to pay those on time.

Advertising custom stickers on sale for one price, then when you place your order oopsie, we have to charge you more for editing! Stuff like that. This is mostly word of mouth from artists, when you pull that kind of stuff regularly it gets around.

Sticker Mule’s CEO is a Trump donor and generally known for deceptive marketing tactics, doesn’t shock me that the company is trying to drive traffic to Twitter.

Sorry, I’m not sure how to answer “how is measuring your credit worthiness based on your income a good way to determine how much to lend you.” I would think it’s pretty obvious that your capacity to repay a loan is dependent on your current income, not how many loans and credit cards you’ve had active in the past.

We can’t ignore that there are other ways of doing it besides credit scores or overt racism. Some countries have no credit scores at all and just base loan eligibility on your salary and employment history.

Printing imitation US dollars is illegal. Printing Varven Bux is legal! They may not be accepted everywhere, though.