Well now I don’t know who to believe
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Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?
1·5 days agowow thanks for advising me to pick better battles, yes I’ll check my corner upon gender before selecting my next opponent
Make sure to drink some water before you go to bed tonight, okay?
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?
1·5 days agoYou drunk or something guy? After two days of being online constantly you decide to finally dig this back up to make some “I’m so over it” announcement and insult me for two paragraphs?
What exactly do you want out of this interaction, me to say “wow thanks for not blocking me, yes I totally believe you when you say you are mature and unaffected one”?
And since you asked so politely, no, I’m not a man. Nice guess though, want to try again?
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?
21·8 days agoI’m sorry, you literally openly praised Scam Altman’s product as a massively superior option to web searching yes? Highly nuanced, saves you a ton of time, remember? And your response to the most obvious flaw with this use case is to deny you are affected by the problem in any way and to deflect the topic onto my attitude?
You genuinely remind me of my late uncle who snapped at us every time we told him to quit smoking. He was so convinced it wouldn’t catch up to him, had a hundred justifications. I’ll never forget the way his young daughter cried at the funeral. And before you and your “AI enhanced workflow” get into a whole thing about how cigarettes are different from computer programs, I’m not calling ChatGPT a Marlborough Red, I’m calling you bull headed. I could have just said as much, but as you’ve noticed, I like my fluff.
Anyway, I love how on the one point you addressed, your actual argument shifts from “it’s incredibly beneficial” to “it’s merely an insignificant fraction of my workflow!” Like, notice how your literal first instinct isn’t to defend the usefulness of chatgpt in this instance but to defend the integrity of your French by assuring me you are using legitimate sources as well.
This is the same pattern all AI victims I’ve spoken with have fallen into. It begins with “oh it saves me so much time it’s so useful!” Then as we interrogate how it’s useful to them it turns out all it does is waste their time with a bunch of bullshit they need to verify when they could have just gone directly to the source they use to verify in the first place.
That is if they even bother to verify, btw. But I honestly don’t know which direction is worse. A huge issue is the ones who “verify” are then always completely convinced that they have verified everything correctly. You can imagine the dangers of this mentality
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?
31·8 days agoOkay so this time it’s “I like to fuck around with irrelevant sports statistics and I’m really excited to eventually humiliate myself the first time I try my French with a native speaker”
Listen. Thanks for sharing. I genuinely mean that btw I’m aware I’m being abrasive but you’re putting out your perspective in good faith and I appreciate that. That being said I obviously strongly disagree with any of what you’ve listed being a “benefit”, and I especially caution you against considering SlopGPT to be a “nuanced” source of information for your search queries.
There is a difference between believing you have benefitted and actually benefitting. It’s astonishing to me that you would be concerned about the capitalists yet trust them so adamantly in this moment to manage your very relationship with information. Regardless, I hope you have a happy and safe new year. Cheers
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?
32·8 days agoYeah we’re 3 years past where the scam artists claimed this shit will have already evolved out of its early stages. It ain’t happening.
It takes no effort at all to understand the ins and outs btw. It’s “accurate” for the most abundantly well documented problems you used to solve in half the time by just copy/pasting from stack overflow. The rest of the time it contradicts the advice your mom’s doctor gave her. Sooooo useful wow. But sure shoot your shot, I’d love to hear about how you used it to build a grocery list app or whatever you’re so excited about
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you think Google execs keep a secret un-enshittified version of their search engine and LLM?
24·9 days agoevery time I see people(?) crowing about how amazing AI is
You’re correct that there’s a massive flood of bots pushing it everywhere. But regardless of what the subject is, once someone has “bought in” to a scam they tend to stick with it and defend it no matter what. Because the alternative is admitting they were fooled, and that’s basically an uncrossable bridge for most folks.
People on their literal death beds were using their literal last words (before being intubated with covid) to threaten nurses not to go near them with “the jab”. So it really doesn’t surprise me that people continue using “AI” despite it being worse than worthless for literally everything
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user?
2·11 days agoIf it’s just empty desk back there, then you can prop your phone up and have it play cool nature videos
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How come laptops or pc's don't have a "webcam" facing both ways instead of just the user?
51·11 days agoI honestly can’t think of any scenario in which this would actually be useful.
Nothing useful, but pondering this unearthed a deeply buried memory. Way back in the day I jailbroke my iphone 4. There was a theme you could instal through Cydia called “Glasklart” that replaced your icons with beautiful hand crafted transparent ones. There was also a program that let you use your away-facing camera’s preview pane as a homescreen wallpaper. The result of combining the two was seriously beautiful for the half hour my battery would last haha.
As an aside, wow both of those old things are still up on Cydia too. I switched to android and stopped following all things jailbreak, but it looks like Glasklart kept receiving updates all the way into 2017
Outside? Like where kidnappers live? No thanks, I’d rather protect my children by absolutely minimizing their in-person social interactions and exposing them to as much corporate media as possible
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How does internet advertising work? Where is all the money coming from? More...
91·14 days agoThis. It’s amazing to watch normal people operate. It’s like they think the universe must be showing them the ads for some profound reason
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Are you happy now, so-called "bleeding heart" libs?
21·23 days agoThe fact we can see the kid at all is actually pretty impressive for american trucks
Almost a full kg of sugar if the display case had 48 bars
Did she ever come back around on you? If only we could explain things to them haha
Carnelian@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Apparently, all YouTube Rewinds have been unlisted as of today.English
63·30 days agoI think unlisted means they just won’t appear in search/recommended, but can still be viewed if you link directly to them
It’s actually gnu/ussy
sixteen minutes of fame
To be fair, she’s more famous now than the vast majority of NASA employees

Presumably caused by people browsing on their blow-off-some-steam deck