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Cake day: November 23rd, 2023

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  • CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world. . .
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    How to eat crust

    • Method 1: Finish main portion of slice, then raw dog crust

    • Method 2: Finish main portion of slice, then dip in preferred sauce or orifice.

    • Method 3: Puree entire slice and insert into mouth hole via straw or funnel.

    • Method 4: Roll pizza slice around crust, creating a Swiss Pizza Roll. slice into wheels 1/4-1/2" thick width. Use 4 Pizza Wheels, several toothpicks, and one additional slice of pizza to create a PizzaMobile. Race your friends or pet or imaginary friend to see who can make the fastest PizzaMobile!

    • Method 5: Throw crust in the trash can and stare at it for 5-10 minutes. Glare loathingly at it; make it understand exactly how disgusted you are by its lack of sauce, cheese, and toppings. What a piece of shit…










  • CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldgeorge skibidi
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    Reminder that even black people owned slaves because it was the way to wealth during the time period.

    Reminder that almost all pirates traded in slaves as well after they captured them from merchant ships.

    Please understand, im not condoning slavery or the unethical actions of a president. Merely that it was a sign of the times much like the elite business owners of the world who trade in wage slaves today.

    The path to wealth (read:power) always goes through the workers.