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How do you know it isn’t running away from home?

Black Hole Sun! Just as predicted by the prophet Soundgarden.

Can’t we just enjoy the joke? You’ve brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

If you think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Finger of God.

Asked her out but she gave me the cold shoulder :(

When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I’d rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

I don’t see the nutshell.

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

What a waste of a $200+ text book!

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Love the image but reminds me of Large Marge…

“On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building…”

Mine is the infinity debt stone.

Life IS hard which us why I don’t have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter’s full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Knowing my luck I’ll get the Poltergeist house.

I’m just glad people are still naming their kids Tony.