I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

Cold, Jack.

I saw that guy in Forrest Gump!

Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!

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…maybe other people just aren’t into feet as much as you.

Don’t worry, every month we pay $1k for the pleasure of paying retail price on prescriptions until we hit our deductible. Only 9k to go!

I’m not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we’re going to the fucking casino!

Loaves and fishes bitches!

What, are you my 7 year old?

Username checks out.

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

Fellow freelancer, I see.

Commence high pitched screeching

Please, for the love of Thor explain Ohio to me. X’er lost AF.