Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

This hurts more than it should

That shits just hurtful man, I offer a bespoke fear experience, terrorists are just amateurs with bombs.

There is! Come on in and pick it up!

As someone from Idaho: yea this pretty much tracks

I heard we shouldn’t be chasing those

Where did you get this? This is classified!

God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss

CACAW! ♬ Oooonward toooo, the danger zoooone ♬

This is like the shiftiest cosplay ever

Firefly, if you’ve never seen I am envious, as you get to watch it for the first time

Jesus fucking Christ

Stomped on her back and basically kicked her in the crotch