Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.
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Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
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So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse
4·9 months agoI thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article
4·9 months agoNo kidding.
I get excited every time he’s on screen.
I’m a 40 yo man.
As an American who does web development, “You guys have multiple languages on your websites?”
I did that with a game I installed and couldn’t figure out how to fix it. So I just uninstalled the game and tried again…
This is going to sound stupid, but during college, I took a lot of different types of math and history classes.
As humans, we invented years, and ages. Then we made milestones for what they represented. We said, there are 7 days in the week. We said, there are 52 weeks in a year. Some other BS happen and then culturally we said things like by age 30, you should be married. By age 40, you should have a family.
But imagine if we actually made a week 10 days? Or there’s 30 weeks in a year? Suddenly, this is all BS numbers. Back to culturally, why is 30 a specific number? Or 40? Or any of these numbers?
For me, 40 is just a made-up number. It means nothing. The expectations around the number, bullshit. My friend is 55, and we went bar hopping. I hung out with a 70 and played Frisbee. I pitched go-karts and dressing up like Mario Kart to my 60yo neighbors.
Just made up numbers.
Of course, don’t get weird and and try to shoehorn underage relationships. That’s not the intent here.
Speak for yourself. I had a security guard who watched me scan then try to run up to me when I finished to recheck my stuff.
Like dude, you watched me from the beginning.
It’s always a hassle for me. Items not scanning. The machine screaming about the item not weighing correctly. The machine screaming at you because you moved your item.
It’s great for quick purchases. But I’m going to a cashier if I have more than 10 items.
Bro I’m laughing my ass off you made my Sunday.
We’ll just push that 4-top, 4-top, 6-top, 5-top together and make a table at this server station while blocking fire escapes.
I know this guy who is absolutely ridiculous about this.
On one hand, he can’t stand women’s groups, gets upset about women’s sports, can’t stop dismissing anything that isn’t solely masculine like yoga, dance, and even rages on women artists and musicians.
On the other hand, has BEGGED OUT LOUD to people (I’m not even his friend) to get him connected with “chicks”.
I have no idea how to tell this guy he’s a miserable hateful fuck who will die alone because of his own personality.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme
6·11 months agoMy leaked group chats are just messages of me abusing emojis and and reusing memes from 10 years ago







Question: did memes like this help?
Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.
I’d love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.