Keep in mind that it doesn’t say that blood is bad for making bricks. Just that it is worse than potatoes. The real deciding factor will be which is cheaper to get in space.

TIL: I’m nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.

It feels like Dr. Wongburger’s latest scheme to get enough piss to make it to piss planet.

Have you considered adding The Monster Mash to the rotation? It was a graveyard smash.

Big if true.

Did you know you can put your weed anywhere? Some places have better results but you can still put it there.

Do you have a source for that experiment that isn’t trying to sell special water?

Wait until they have to drive a dually truck where the truck is noticeable wider behind you.

You wouldn’t kill a police man and then steal his hat and then shit in his hat and then give his hat to his widow.

Hey, kid. I’m a computer

Is pooping snickers bars not normal for people?

I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.

I graduated in 1998 and I’m 44.

I’m surprised it could even be conducted a 'world war" when 9.5% of the planet’s landmass not only didn’t participate but didn’t even have a standing army to participate even if they wanted to.

I know it’s a joke but it is a pretty sad thought and good advice against dwelling over your past.

Mid 40’s guy here - the last Beatles album was released 9 years before I was born and their last concert was 10 years before I was born. I agree that popular bands don’t stop having fans the moment they break up but there’s 20 years between when they broke up and when my peers started to have their own mususical preferences.

And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.

That’s a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.

Reminds me of Jarl Varg’s hands.

Is there a third way because Chumbucket has me beat there too. I can’t compete with his obsession with the Magnus Opus and guzzoline.