Well if you, for instance, lived in Argentina and paid the local price it might just be 1 or 2 dollars. Not that I would know anything about that.

No, he doesn’t.

“Similar color” yep seems right, “…and texture” wait what?

The median person*

This metaphor works very well with these two pictures. In the upper picture the more senior cattle are projecting the new and young. And in the picture below even they don’t even stand a chance alone.