“Why are the birds chirping-?”

I knew exactly what I was clicking on, yet i clicked anyway

Bonus if benadryl puts you to sleep like it does me, that way the itching is solved because you’re not awake to feel it

I still have a bunch of the instructions, could to through and make the sets and sell those while the misc pieces get donated to like, Savers or something

I have several sets in there, but I’d rather give them to a kid who’s never had Legos than sell them to a collector

I’ve got a huge clear box of Legos that I haven’t touched in years. I could probably donate all of it though…

What about the sturgeon wave of memes? Though I’ve seen way too many “Stealing IPads” ai art

My brother just puts his face under the faucet

Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster

I applaud your spite motivation, Sir

Neither of you have heard of Decorative Soap it seems

Me but with squishmallows

Unfortunately I only have one currently

Oranges honestly don’t have a braincell, though I think my Toffee (looks similar to the top of a cup of coffee) takes the cake

We have other things you can criticize! Like the fact people will give you unsweetened tea with ice then say you can have some sugar packets!

It took me a while to figure out why people watch sports but then realized that

That’s exactly what I do with games. Watch instead of play

You can change where the app opens to in the settings! I discovered that and now I always open to all/new

Edit: I think I misread this post, disregard

When I was young I’d always listen to the song in the car with my parents because it was the one time I was allowed to say “God damn”

But I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier

At this point just merge the two apps into InstaTok

Seems you understand Tumblr Color Theory