I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I’m glad I’m not the only one who needed to go to the comments

That’s true, but they just end up completely unwound on the ground. It also gets progressively more brown

It’s from the movie “Starship Troopers”

That’s definitely true, but I also don’t think she’s fitting a 70" under there

I think it was for some people in Halo 3 lobbies back in the day

I think some people also kept them by their running vacuum

“Thun thun thun” are pills

See: Finatticz

I agree. It’s weird because in my (completely unqualified) option, that IS what the patient should be told, but their SO should almost be told the opposite

Like it’s a message ONLY for them

Follow Saint Luigi’s guidance, my son

This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?

The fact that you don’t know makes me concerned for the safety of your next vessel

You’re right, but that may be long after we’re gone, my friend

What’s that?

Or lay them all out long ways and measure

Do you think silly straws are kinked?

I didn’t see the ship at first and I was thinking “Wow, this one IS hard”

Try Teeeeeeeeeetris

I agree with you, but I wish I didn’t. I don’t want to have empathy for these horrible people

You’re right and I hate it. The rich and powerful should have fewer protections. Not more

We call it a “high value treat”

Yes (especially from just this photo), if it weren’t for the odd shape of his chest in that beach photo. That one is indicative of HGH without any exercise

I could 100% be wrong, but that’s what it looks like to me