Old McDonald was more fun, E-I-E-I-O

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher…wait…that’s sands… Nevermind…

Go Team Venture!

That thing where you close your eyes, forget everything, and open them to end up (min/hrs) in the future!

Mallrat to “Astrologers”:

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a (goat)… it’s a Sailboat.

I’ve met more people that hate Carrots, then raisins. Not sure why. A carrot cinnamon roll… Would be weird…?

Shang-chi chooses Lemmy, confirmed.

You’re already working, as the cats’ bed for the day.

“Look at this. You beat cancer and you went back to work at the carpet store? Boo…”