This is GREAT news because we’ve done EVERYTHING in our Power to bring Fossil Fuel costs DOWN and LOCAL which means CHEAPER energy then the FREE Sun and Wind we get everyday at my Apartment!

Half a BILLION in one Month is MUCH Cheaper then $100000 a YEAR for a Human!

-CEOS!

We WANT this to be Worth Your While so we’re Paying our Baristas enough to Make It Worth Your While! Buying only the BEST Coffee Beans! Creating NEW Techniques to make your Coffee even MORE Enjoyable! Investing in our Stores so there COMFORTABLE! Giving me, the CEO, a Private Jet!

US? What a WEIRD way to Spell ISRAEL!

-America First Politicians!

This is FALSE! Israel and (Israel) is ONE Country!

MAYBE if they Bombed a SCHOOL Canada would give them HELP instead!

Phew! Good! This WAR has Taught me the LAST thing I want my Tax Dollars going towards is Energy that our Enemies DONT Control!

-Republicans!

ONE of those Reminds me of Jesus!

-Republicans talking about the BOTTOM one!

You HAVE to Understand! She ONLY thought that Trump: Would hurt IMMIGRANT Children! Hurt TRANS Children! Hurt GAY Children! RAPE little Girls! Raise Gas Prices ONCE! Raise HER prices ONCE! PROTECT Pedophiles! And PROTECT Billionaires! She had NO IDEA he would Raise gas prices a SECOND time! That’s an HONEST American mistake!

This is HORRIBLE! They’re TARGETTING Children! And OBVIOUSLY I’m talking about IRAN because OTHERWISE that would be ANTI SEMETIC! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!