Pre-MAGAts

Get some strips of meat, put it in your adidas shoe box that’s in your closet, point a fan at it, voila

Sometimes the check wipes still have pudding

I once had an altercation in traffic. Some dumbass decided the center turning lane was the “celeration” lane. So when I kept going the speed limit in the lane of travel and didn’t let him in he got next to me at the next red light. We make eye contact, he says some dumb shit, I call him a nerd with stupid nerd glasses.

I wear glasses, fuck that guy, fuck the “bigger people” that would enable that person to be that way.

Comfort or pockets

Uh oh someone is upset

You go from “there are still good people” to “let the innocent burn. They just haven’t had their chance to be rotten yet” pretty quick. “Look for the helpers” is right Mr. Rogers. Those are the ones who’s skeletons are still locked up.

I bet the test is food based. Like you get dry pasta that’s longer than the pot is wide and what you do with the pasta determines if you get a hunting license or not.

tee tee

pee

colon

LOL

My mom still hasn’t explained all those joke she was going to “tell me when I get older”. Parents lie and they don’t feel bad about it

Earth world duh

Have you thought about a command economy? Centrally run by a Highmaster? Who will no doubt create the prestigious title “Fuel Survey Underlord of the Wilderness Planet at the end of the Noctolium Solar Chain”.

I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.

all of that can still be eaten and I’m not convinced it was/wasn’t

There was no “wishing for cops death” until you brought it up. Everyone was just happily calling them trash until you came in here with assumptions and all this violent malarkey.

I don’t recognize him