I still have a sound card, because I have a stupid sound bar that works great except it only takes optical audio input.

“How long has it been since we’ve waltzed?”

“Oh, Gomez…hours.”

Or one less cup of coffee

Both you and the business can claim that as a tax deduction.

Confidently incorrect.

This is not how tax deductions for charitable donations work.

1. You round up to the dollar for a 50c donation
2. The business has 50c extra income
3. They write off 50c as tax deductible
4. They pay the exact same taxes whether or not you make a donation

“Turn up the volume and listen to that engine purr”

See also: his folk album Crouching on the Outside

And many of Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show hits, including The Cover of the Rolling Stone, and I got Stoned and I Missed It.

I’m convinced that they’re lovers.

His name is canonically Mario Mario. His brother is Luigi Mario.

France definitely didn’t control Eastern Spain in 1507.

Joke’s on you, I’m Buddhist!

While the US government’s fiscal year starts in October, and many employers have fiscal years not starting on Jan 1, individual taxes are generally calculated by the calendar year. Form 1040 defaults to that unless you write in otherwise.

The number of people in government who get promoted because they’re awful and that’s the easiest way for their boss to be rid of them…

If you’re into Rap/Hip Hop, Tobe Nwigwe is pretty new on the scene and killing it.

Suuuuuper easy to say when it’s not your ability to pay rent on the line.

10/10 plan

New Zealand: It’s the fucking eleventh!

You sound like the CEO at my old company 🤣

Fediverse makes improvements on existing social media formats, but there are so many issues inherent to online social media that cannot be fixed by slightly changing the format.

Short-term, consequence-free interaction with strangers is not a substitute for actual social interaction, but it’s become one of the default modes of socialization in the modern world. It’s a bell that can’t be un-rung, but moving from reddit to lemmy isn’t going to mute it in any significant way either.