It’s going to cost a fortune to feed that beast.

And he’s going to hog the bed.

There were other serious problems standing in the way of making them pets. Probably the worst is that they pee everywhere, and the pee is extremely foul smelling, so you can’t keep them in the house, no matter how friendly they might be.

They also don’t make cute or useful sound like a bark, or a purr, they make a really loud, very annoying wail, that gets on the nerves of even the most ardent fox lover.

Even after all these years of breeding, these serious issues remain, keeping them from becoming viable pets for the foreseeable future.

Imagine if you took $100 billion from any of these Goblins, they wouldn’t even notice it, but that money could fund homeless solutions (or any other problem) forever.

This is where God gets to prove he’s real, and he’s on the side of the people. If it’s true, Venice will finally sink into the sea and become a legend, like Atlantis.

If that happens, I’ll finally go to church every Sunday. Hear me God? That’s what it will take.

He’s that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.

Did he go to seminary school?

“This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we’re going to Free Willie!”

Jesus being led by the Roman Guards to see Pilate.

This photo did not have the propaganda effect they were expecting. It had a propaganda effect, but for the wrong side.

They’re going to fuck up this case so bad, Luigi’s going to walk, and the MAGA Nazis are going to go apeshit. Next summer is going to be wild.

The chance of a payphone being handy in the middle of a demonstration is pretty small. If you have to run a half mile to find a pay phone, then the strategy starts to break down.

However, if you want to try this, maybe The Payphone Project can help you locate the nearest phone. According to the listing for my hometown, it’s likely a campground or cheap hotel.

Their wives would be so mad!

“Glitter!? Again? How many times have I told you I to stay out of that strip joint? I hope you like the couch, that’s where you’ll be sleeping for a while!”

If they were just bounty hunters, with no ID or uniforms, and somebody stopped them, I doubt any judge would allow a case to go forward. There is no law that says citizens have to cooperate with violent, unidentified strangers.

Don’t forget, the State decides if it’s self-defense or not, and Self-Defense states tend to be Red. Florida has some of the “strongest” Self-Defense laws, and the State would side with these goons every time.

That’s exactly what this is, a new form of lynching. In a way, it’s even worse than lynching. They may not be hanging them from a tree, but they are destroying the lives of entire families.

That’s not true in all states. In Florida, if you feel genuinely threatened, you can respond with deadly force, no matter what the other guy is threatening you with.

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

A payphone? Do you have a 21st century idea?

Brown shirts are so mid-20th century. This is the 21st century, were in the future! It’s Red Hats now.

Remember: Red Hat spelled sideways is Hatred.

Nah, Rand is afraid to go outside, where his neighbor will beat him up because he’s such a dickhead.

There are already reports that people are committing crimes disguised like this, and I’m starting to think that’s part of the strategy.

They know they cheated to get into power, and they don’t have nearly the support that they claim to have. They know they don’t have enough trained manpower to suppress the national mob that will arise when the Tipping Point happens. By establishing that this is the “uniform” of their “Enforcers,” ANYONE can align with them by embracing their ideology, no joining or training necessary.

Eventually, we will have volunteers joining them in their assaults on protesters, zip-tying their neighbors and dropping them off at the local ICE facility, and eventually just organizing their own little ICE Militias, and the government will be just fine with all of that.

Just judging by the cover, my guess is that this album sucks.