S Tier, sir!

Mmmm…pixelation.

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Strawberry Kwik, man…

Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.

He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

It’s a major award!

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

William Shatner, is that you?

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

Completely missed it. My mistake.

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.