Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.

Fucking mental considering how British their music sounded.

Pretty sure thry were mormons too.

My grandma used hers as a fruit bowl well into the 2010’s.

My mother used her one for salads till it got too gross after that hideous ‘season the bowl, not the leaves’ trend, that had people only wiping down their salad bowls after use to preserve the ‘seasoning’.

Pretty sure the salad trend happened before I was born though, so I’m not actually sure how/why I know that.

Yallrite/babe

Terf island too.

They even have an anthem

You referring to Mr Brightside? Or do we have a new one yet?

Holy shit, how did you not die from stomach ulcers?

Turns out it was Death Grips.

Is this sort of thing what you normally talk to your therapist about? Must be nice to have so few troubles.

Any death metal fans able to explain why I’m making the association between the hat and lolly costume and the music genre?