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I loved Captain Marvel! Maybe you need to stop expecting Shakespeare from capeshit?

I do not, and have never, twittered. Nonetheless I have to assume you are being facetious, and that I am missing out on a veritable stream of rageposting nonsense from the 21st-century Midas of Feces.

Perhaps they meant to use the ~ symbol instead, to indicate approximately?

The only thing mildly infuriating about this post is knowing that fridge would fit. So, I guess, good job! I’m now mildly infuriated.

Agreed. VLC is the bomb - they deserve the attention and praise.

Yeah, they were awful before 2022, and they’re still awful now. Not bending the knee to the tangerine toddler is only worth so much good will.

…I hate to admit it, but I’m lost. Who’s who in this meme? Also, if you’re gonna be hostile, Simpsons is OURS not yours, find your own memes.

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Well sure, but that’s a thing we have in common, much like hating on boomers. What did Gen-X do to offend?

Da fuq? Pissing off boomers is the mission, leave us out of it!

Those ages are a year, a year and a half, and two years.

Totally agree, if I’m hoping to retain anything.

I will totally listen to episodes of many of Simon Whistler’s channels at work and not care if I remember the details of some random serial killer’s history!

We’re almost up to a gross now!

While that is an idea that’s cool for the fediverse as a whole, it COMPLETELY misses the point of this post. We want to READ the information, not listen to someone trickle feed it to us, peppered with adverts and asides.

Amen.

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