I heard that. “Smeeeeg- ma”

“Oh no, there goes Jokyo…”

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

Pretty much, but the comment I was replying to already contained most of the words I knew so just chipping in rat-arsed and fucked seemed a bit pointless.

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

Fair point.

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

Scientists are freaking out about ocean!

Same here. I have no idea what the issue is.

I think Family Guy did this one first

He was 10 in 1990

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

Stanley is a UK brand that originally just made flasks. They started making cups in the same style as their flasks and for some reason they recently blew up online.

100%. I’m from the UK and the drinking culture here is ridiculous. People don’t just drink, they get wasted. My best friend died from alcohol abuse at 34.

There are people at my company who are very obviously alcoholics and spend the workday hungover or still drunk a lot of the time stinking of booze and that’s totally fine apparently. But if I smoked weed at the weekend like I used to and came into work totally sober I’d test positive, get fired immediately, completely fuck my career prospects and very likely get a visit from the police trying to bust me. It is bullshit.

So no one told ya Phoebe isn’t spelt that way…

What?

Then I will proudly call myself a not particularly smooth criminal.

Yea I think most ATMs work on XP.

So is this version of Mickey, he’s wearing gloves

Yea, or do I become me as a six year old in the modern day?

If it was a monkey paw type of situation you’d probably become a six year old child in pre-historic times.