She plays it for 3 hours a night
Aesthesiaphilia
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Cake day: June 13th, 2023
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“wtf are you on about? Oranges have been banned for 10 years.”
“I’m eating one right now.”
“You’re a liar, prove it.”
“I’m not going to take a picture of myself for you. What kind of idiot thinks oranges are banned?”
“Oh yeah, prove they’re not.”
“Prove oranges aren’t banned by the government? How the fuck?”
“See, I rest my case”
“You fucking idiot…[3 hours of research and case law into it being legal to eat an orange] here you happy?”
“Oh well they banned them in my country (of 6 people).”
Lol cope more
Communism killed itself, which is good because it has an almost 100% track record of turning into dictatorship.
(Capitalism is working on killing itself but hasn’t quite finished the job yet)
Or Russian
Fuckin tankies
I always try to remember this. SOMEONE is an absolute idiot in situations like this, but it’s not always the most obvious one.
Also: someone going super slow in the fast lane. It’s not always the car in front of you, especially if it’s a big car. Sometimes there’s a little car in front of em.
My money is on totally sober moron
They don’t. It’s like those “wait, bananas aren’t supposed to be spicy?” moments. You probably have a mild allergy.
I’m just glad we all moved away from the “box on wheels” design of 10 years ago. God those were hideous.
181·1 year agoPrivacy? What’s that??
- people
You’re probably one of those people who has a mild allergy or has your brain wires crossed, like those people who think cilantro tastes like soap.
Remember, when terrible things happen to people I hate, it’s okay.
It’s the traditional soup of the gazpacho police
Weird when you consider how little Jews we have in Ireland
Easier to hate someone when you don’t see them all the time at the bar, at the office, at the coffee shop…
Two Jewish men are sitting at a train stop. One takes out a paper and starts reading it. The other glances over, and says “What? Why are you reading a Nazi newspaper??”
The first one says, “if I read the normal newspaper it’s all doom and gloom. But when I read the Nazi newspaper, they say we control the banks, the government, Hollywood…makes me feel better.”
Because then they’d have to raise prices.
Especially nowadays with so many people looking up menu prices online before going somewhere, it’s a way to present your prices as lower than they actually are.
I will bet you that the servers do not see a dime of this 18% service charge.
That’s exactly why so many restaurants are adding service charges nowadays. It’s a way to legally take tip money from servers.
Word avalanche
As per my previous message