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Last time Europe sent people to “help” America it didn’t end well…
Last time Europe sent people to “help” America it didn’t end well…
Don’t boast about “defeating pride” in your engagement photo unless you had to wrestle lions to get her to say yes.
Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.
Can they do an horse funeral on a Tuesday? It’s not clear from the text.
No, your statement was 100% correct. What I’m saying is that the Illuminati were the ones who changed the material tinfoil is made of in order to make it less effective.
Obviously an Illuminati plot to prevent us from effectively shielding ourselves from their mind control.
To generate random numbers.
Yea… no. Sorry. I still think Crocs are ugly.
Please don’t ridicule people for being wrong. It only incentivizes them to avoid admitting mistakes.
Not me. I make the effort to get out of bad, go to the couch, sit on it, and dissociate there instead.
Travel is never a matter of money but of bidet.
The kind you put in from the other side.
What? I can’t believe it’s not butter!
6 figure loan, not salary.
Do we… want to be in the know?
Well, obviously. An income of 270% is better than 240%.
Yea, sorry, no. You Americans cannot be trusted with something so important.