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I’d like to pretend this is a dunk on lazy paper writers, but I don’t have that much hope left in me.

As a software engineer I’m inclined to agree

My cat would die in seconds if I let him outside. He’s too dumb to live.

They were changed from African pygmies in later versions of the book. You can still find early copies which describe them explicitly as such:

Willy Wonka tamped down speculation that he made them of chocolate. “They are real people! They are some of my workers!” He advised the group that these tiny black people had been “Imported direct from Africa!” They belonged to “a tribe of tiny miniature pygmies known as Oompa-Loompas. I discovered them myself. I brought them over from Africa myself—the whole tribe of them, three thousand in all. I found them in the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had ever been before.

Not particularly. Male cats get sleepier but overall I haven’t found behavior changes much.

On the other hand, imagine being horny all the time with no thumbs to masturbate

Do you guys pronounce the L in salmonella?

Olives are great. Raisins taste how old people smell.

implying “the covid years” are over

‘Not being into politics’ is the most ridiculous position you can possibly take.

Linguists are such basic removed

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Good. Capitalists sure seem to hate the free market when it’s China doing it, huh?

Nothing needs a meme, lmao

The point is that All Lives Matter is also in ‘poor taste’. About 250 Black people are shot by police every year, so there’s been well over 5,000 Black people killed since 9/11—yet the same people who give that tired old ‘all lives matter’ line are also the ones who say ‘never forget’.

You’re getting the point

Most jobs do nothing to actually help society. Our society is not designed towards the benefit of the many but towards the generation of capital. Those sometimes overlap, but usually they don’t.

Smh more settler colonialism

The commies were here first—we created Lemmy, lol

It’s very first-world of you that access to garbage like Reddit or Twitter is apparently more important than the single greatest reduction of poverty in human history—and even more typical that you are either ignorant of or deliberately ignoring the hundred years of precedent that says China is utterly correct in believing the West would abuse the lowering of the Great Firewall to try and foment reactionary revolt.

So-socrates