Do you ever take the time to gaze across the river and feel like you’re looking at a zoo enclosure?

If this happens I’m becoming a terrorist.

It’s called Haggis, thank you.

Don’t let a bunch of internet bozos convince you that your interests are bad or stupid. Some people just aren’t into the things that you are and vice versa. They don’t even know you! Fuck em!

Selling anything online via Craigslist or FB marketplace, or any similar thing is just an awful experience all around.

I sold a car a couple years ago on FB marketplace and it was the same deal. Everyone thinks that somehow, low balling will work. As if I’m going to sell a $3000 car for $100. Like, bruh.

I ended up just replying “lol” to any low ballers and blocking them.

A fun alternative though is to agree to their low ball price, give them address to the local clown school, and then ghost em when they ask where you are. If they are gonna slide into your DMs to tell jokes, they should at least learn how to do it properly.

See the meme has it all wrong. The boba isn’t made from ribosomes. Boba recharges ribosomes.

I drink boba once a week to maintain healthy endoplasmic reciticlums.