My entire family is dead now and I have Jehan Page’s name in LOTR Elven script tattoed around my butthole.

I’m going for the hail mary pass and taking the stance that we need to send our youth back down into the mines.

I followed your advice and got Jehan Page’s face tattooed on my face. My wife left with the kids because of it and man, does this rule. Thanks for the sage words dude.

Wait I was supposed to put anal in my prenup? I know porn teaches us to love it but I am struggling to get past the poop part.

The obvious response to this is to guerilla install regular benches, but put wheelchair legs on the legs so we can roll sleeping homeless men into bank lobbies.

I feel like this meme has grown way beyond anyone having read the White Ninja comic.

Our country. We’re fucking people unwillingly together!

Keep goin til we do dinosaurs again.

Why don’t you give it a shot buddy?

Oil has a high flash point. You can throw a lit flare in an oil drum and it will take a surprising amount of time for the oil around it to heat up enough to ignite.

The paramedics were the one who gave this to her.

He can just 3D print a second chance at life though, so you’re being kinda whiney bro.

The year is 2032.

Trump fucked around so bad that there is no clear legal basis on who is allowed to be president.

King Maduro is ruling the new American Empire confusingly from an el Salvadorian prison cell.

75% of Americans voted for someone from one of what they consider South Mexicos because he also hates gay people.

Lincoln is replaced by Harambe at the memorial in his chair.

To inhale the nitrous and get high. Call them doing whip-its here.

Nah man. The democratic party is billed as left wing. Some Americans believe that. A ton of us know that is false and are actually left wing but don’t have great options to vote for.

The real play is to become a billionaire, and have a state of the art vaporizor capable of holding a metric ton of weed tied into your ventillation system. Add a simple PLC to measure oxygen levels and electronically engage solenoids to keep the environment habital.

Spend millions, be high for one day, develop most expensive weed tolerance in human history.

How did you de-google? I am fascinated by this because they’re in everything we use, often unknowingly.