My toothbrush is as dumb as it comes. The only smart thing it does is charging itself when I put it in its charger base. And that should be the standard.

Does it have to be a Ford F350? Can’t it be a different black car? Trying to understand it but I can’t find the black ford f350 or the walmart parking lot.

Sorry, I don’t understand freedom units.

Shocking: People working on a field more likely than people not working on that field to say that said field is good for the country.

In other news, water boils at 100°C.

4 hours old account with shitty edgy comments and post. Just report and move on. It’s just another idiot pretending to be a troll while impersonating someone else through links to profiles that aren’t theirs.

Except since in japan you can patent basically everything, the application is much stricter. See how nintendo has patents for “capturing a monster using a ball” and other general stuff.

IIRC, there was a japanese company (capcom, maybe?) that had a patent on showing shadows of the characters when they weren’t visible on screen due to a wall or tree covering them.

I’m not sure if you are a bad troll or just not very intelligent.

Not much. A series of tweets saying:

he loves hitler

he is a nazi

elon stole his nazi swag

(Yes, all three consecutive).

Then he went and said that he is autistic.

And I wish I was joking but it’s all true

You seldom hear from the folks running a half dozen VMs on a laptop.

That’s probably me. Blame it to working with automation systems that span from the early 90s to present day.

This might be a thing we’ll see soon enough if Ketamine Karen keeps going the way he’s going. At some point, his products are going to be considered a threat to security

I always thought there’s a line people draw when they do bdsm so the fun doesn’t become torture.

You just crossed it using a 6m pole in order to land as far as possible from the line.

Could have been worse, he could have installed Vista

I laughed more than I should have.

I am human! nervous dromaeosaurid sounds

Good riddance! We are finally going to be free from that chinese spyware used to influence people minds and create an addiction stronger than drugs on people of all ages but especially in minors!

Now we can go back to having only american spyware apps doing that.

My guess is they are not a member of the EU. I don’t understand Portugal tho.

@BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works

here, have my gold for your effort.

A supermarket I go to sometimes around a year ago decided to “reorganize” everything. The first day I went there after the reorganization I almost suffered a meltdown. You know where they put the biscuits and cookies?

You guessed it! In the same aisle than stationery and printer ink. I am not kidding, the psychopath who did this, for some reason decided that printer ink was somehow related to breakfast biscuits.