I’m not sure if you are a bad troll or just not very intelligent.
I am not a velociraptor
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Not much. A series of tweets saying:
he loves hitler
he is a nazi
elon stole his nazi swag
(Yes, all three consecutive).
Then he went and said that he is autistic.
And I wish I was joking but it’s all true
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto memes@lemmy.world•What's with the overkill hardware setups?12·4 months agoYou seldom hear from the folks running a half dozen VMs on a laptop.
That’s probably me. Blame it to working with automation systems that span from the early 90s to present day.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.ml•Chinese scientists simulate ‘hunting’ Starlink satellites in orbit81·4 months agoThis might be a thing we’ll see soon enough if Ketamine Karen keeps going the way he’s going. At some point, his products are going to be considered a threat to security
I always thought there’s a line people draw when they do bdsm so the fun doesn’t become torture.
You just crossed it using a 6m pole in order to land as far as possible from the line.
Could have been worse, he could have installed Vista
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I sure hope these pills lower my rent so I can afford to have only one job11·4 months agoI laughed more than I should have.
I am human! nervous dromaeosaurid sounds
Good riddance! We are finally going to be free from that chinese spyware used to influence people minds and create an addiction stronger than drugs on people of all ages but especially in minors!
Now we can go back to having only american spyware apps doing that.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.ml•Biden's new country-tier-based restrictions on Nvidia chip exports.171·4 months agoMy guess is they are not a member of the EU. I don’t understand Portugal tho.
here, have my gold for your effort.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I walked all over the damn store looking for butterEnglish102·5 months agoA supermarket I go to sometimes around a year ago decided to “reorganize” everything. The first day I went there after the reorganization I almost suffered a meltdown. You know where they put the biscuits and cookies?
You guessed it! In the same aisle than stationery and printer ink. I am not kidding, the psychopath who did this, for some reason decided that printer ink was somehow related to breakfast biscuits.
Except since in japan you can patent basically everything, the application is much stricter. See how nintendo has patents for “capturing a monster using a ball” and other general stuff.
IIRC, there was a japanese company (capcom, maybe?) that had a patent on showing shadows of the characters when they weren’t visible on screen due to a wall or tree covering them.