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Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
I haven’t seen riced Broc locally, but I am a big fan of riced cauliflower.
I remember people would unironically say this about doge coin when it skyrocketed a few years ago.
The little asterisk symbol on the screen is leading me to believe it’s a Roku.
The guy lied about a doctor’s appointment to cut in line for hotdogs, so Nathan gets people that the guy cut in line to shame him on the boat.
My plants: regular watering, nice soil, required amount of sun, fertilizer added weakly weekly
My plant: dies
This plant: fuck yeah rocks
When you finally get him down to his last bit of HP, and then there is a second phase of the fight.
Every morning when my alarm goes off I play this game in my head.
I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao
Strange. I checked my Thinkpad and it has a clitoris.
I used to love listening to Chatterbox on GTA 3. Lazlo and the Hispanic guy used to make me laugh like crazy, and now I listen to NPR and podcasts so I guess I eventually learned to like talk radio.
Please this hasn’t been funny in months. Just let it die already.
I bought mine (HL2270-DW) 12 years ago for college. Last week I plugged it in after it sat for several years and printed off some stuff for family with 0 problems. I think it’s only on its second toner as well.
I forgot about cake days. My first account was lost to a server that went down but I’m almost there on this account!