You’ve got it all wrong, it’s the Chinese tyrant who’s called pooh bear
You’ve got it all wrong, it’s the Chinese tyrant who’s called pooh bear
You might think the one that starts with S under his lower hand could be Serious but it’s actually just Saddam Hussein
“Aw shit, here we go again.”
I don’t think he knows about 17-bean soup Pip
Ouiiji board: We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
“One dollar, Bob!”
Grew up in Winnipeg, moved away a year or two ago: Yep, that’s home.
Took me nine months of applications. Nothing for 7 months, suddenly 3 offers in a month. I got a hell of a good step up from my part time IT gig though, so it was worth the trouble.
There’s that word again. Is there something wrong with the earth’s gravitational pull in the future? Wait don’t tell me, the slightest information could be disastrous!
-The Top Brass
Buy me dinner first
Dudes got a batman level square jaw, god damn
Cereal from a spear?
Yeah, might as well wait for the sequel now
Nah, but man that was an abrupt “We weren’t close enough to share that experience yet” moment
The movie straight up ended a relationship I had just because we weren’t that far into dating when we watched it and that shit was bleak as hell
It’s a ship, there’s a whole song about it
Do or do not, there is no try you piece of shit
You’re a good friend, congrats on the boobs