It’ll be ready next year I promise.

Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Holy hell

She played a pretty convincing rich spoiled heiress in Repo the Genetic Opera, but I agree it was just a hobby.

I knew he was a shithead, but I didn’t realise how much of one.

You called down the ire of practitioners of the dark arts known as prescriptivism.

You almost got snowcrashed

No! You don’t understand. It’s all about the scary CPC spying on you. Wholesome American, European, and Japanese corporations spying on you would never misuse that information.

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I keep getting asked at work if I use teams. I tell them I never learned how to use it and I have no intention of learning. I have email when I need something documented. I have a phone when I’m away from my desk, which is most of the time. I can also discuss things face to face, because I’m not afraid of walking across site, since I’m doing that most of the day anyway.

Isn’t that just your average cat?

But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.

Found the apple fanboy

Why is everyone getting slapped with a wet trout?

Your love in my ass.

Now that is something I didn’t know I never ever wanted to hear.

It switches to $3.99 when I put it in my cart.

If your generator was connected to mains when they came back on it would probably just kill your generator. It is the least robust device in the chain. The next step is blowing up the transformer on the pole which is a spectacular light show. It is also very expensive, and will piss off your entire neighborhood who were just about to get power back and now have to wait for the power company to fix the transformer you blew up by being a dumb ass. Finally it is possible that you would trip out the switch yard which is going to make even more people angry. The biggest risk is you putting power back on the lines that people are working on. That transformer on the pole works both directions. It drops the usual 13.8kV on your local power lines to the 240/120V in your house. It will also turn the 120/240 from your generator into 13.8 on the lines that are being worked on. 13.8 will kill you before you even know you touched it. That is why line workers go through multiple tests before they get near lines they are working on. They will notice there is power on lines that are supposed to be dead. They will find where that power is coming from. They will fine you lots of money. There may be criminal charges.