Lucy :3

A swiss train operator excused the 30 sec delay

The german trains measure delays in 5 minutes intervals, everything under 5 minutes in punctual.

Main usecase is

Oh fuck no

And the only (cis and therefore official) woman is either called dwarf or quota

We went from the housing situation to how the specific bridge at the Frankfurt Airport is not only comfy, but you also have a splatter party from people jumping from it, over if you could suicide by jumping from the height of our office, and ended with that people jumping but surviving (and vegetating in a wheelchair) must feel damn bad about not even being able to get that right.

The main driving force in those conversations is the group’s boss (so my boss’s boss).

The other way around. The humour at work is dark.

Nah, actually never had to reinstall. Not even after switching devices (Laptop -> Laptop), by just copying over /dev/sda3 to /dev/main/root, only “reinstalling” grub (grub-install) and recreating swap (on /dev/main/swap).

Meanwhile Arch is like: You got problems after updating the kernel, systemd and sway? Well either you need to reboot, or you’re fucked till the next patch lol

Sex chats. For other uses, just simple searches are better 99% of the time. And for the 1%, something like the Kagis FastGPT helps to find the correct keywords.

Never use ChatGPT anyway. There are better (for privacy) alternatives.

Me when I have to throw ‘Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards’ (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)

2nd largest Bank in Germany. 50st globally, 31st without China and USA

• Love CS
• Major bank took me with the worst grades possible

Just have the right hobby lmao

it’s just there

Until it isn’t. Either because the license is too expensive, or runs out, other random streaming service got it, not available in your country …

Piracy means you have it. Forever. Unchanged. No taksies-backsies. No (half a) dozen subscriptions to get access to even 80% of content.

I’d just put any old laptop in place of each lol

uBlock Origin takes care of that.

Never had a high-seas site autoplaying. Just saying.

I’ve been to the madhouse once. I’m not too keen to return.

systemctl restart takes care of 99% of things for me.

Jup. But they (or rather: their non-existence) are certainly an eyesore