• Razputinsgirth@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Literally besides movies/ videogames it’s running in the woods… Ya know like a serial killer. I have to do everything in my power to make women know I’m not chasing them down. Avoid eye contact, earbuds in, wide berth

    • vaultdweler13@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Become the greatest of threats the serial killer killer!

      Step one: Run through woods with axe

      Step two: Find someone unfazed by said action

      Step three: Stalk them

      Step four: Explain to forest services why you are infact not insane

      Step five: Go to jail anyways

      Step six: Get out if jail

      Step seven: Repeat until change in results