I’m guilty of this, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I have some short-term memory issues, and I cannot follow modern programming practices where there are 20 different files each with a separate part of a class within them 20 folders deep because folders were used as a naming convention for some GOD AWFUL fucking reason.

This fucker programs so well that they don’t even need a linker. There’s only one O that matters and that’s Oprah, so we make sure that our projects only have a single .o in them as well!

Any sufficiently useful system will be abused until it’s ruined because of how complex it has to be

Gödel, more or less.

Rust Evangelism Strike Force drops in:

Imagine living your life without maintaining header files.