Just start your car. It’s cheaper
False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.
Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.
Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.
Too late, the cat is toast already.
Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.
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Technically nobody said, that they are gone, just that they are burned
Isn’t that the same thing? Once one calorie is consumed it can’t be put back. That’s enthalpy baby, the ultimate reason why we all gotta die.
converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal
Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.
So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .