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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up175·1 年前handing my friend a screwdriver “You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs” Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror “Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle.”
minus-squareyonder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前Nah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that’s easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前-.- you’ve just described a significant portion of my home remodeling…. -.- I think I need to learn new skills…
minus-squareHStone32@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?
minus-squareHStone32@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 年前alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing? edit: I’m starting to doubt any of you have ever used C
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Two sticks you can rub together.
minus-squareRain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前screwdriver that’s awkward to hold
minus-squareRain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 个月前it has some sharp edges that you can accidentally get cut by
minus-squareRain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 个月前when python breaks, it’s just the screwdriver that’s harmed, but if c breaks, there’s a miniscule chance that it could cut you
handing my friend a screwdriver
“You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs”
Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror
“Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle.”
Nah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that’s easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.
-.- you’ve just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….
-.-
I think I need to learn new skills…
are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?
Yes.
alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?
edit: I’m starting to doubt any of you have ever used C
The bar metal used to make the screwdriver
Two sticks you can rub together.
screwdriver that’s awkward to hold
it has some sharp edges that you can accidentally get cut by
when python breaks, it’s just the screwdriver that’s harmed, but if c breaks, there’s a miniscule chance that it could cut you