• Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    This is a trap, literally none of you want to hear why bidets are disgusting and I will not be dragged into this again.

    Fuck bidets and everyone who recommends them.

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            4 months ago

            Incorrect. I didn’t even know what skidmarks were till my bidet insisting roommate described them. I thought she was making a sick joke.

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              4 months ago

              So? Just because you don’t have skid marks doesn’t mean you don’t have a dirty, stinky ass.

              Also has nothing to do with your claim. The idea that washing your ass after a shit is somehow worse than not washing it is literally one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever seen.

              You’re nasty as fuck, dude.

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                4 months ago

                This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.

                Listen, wetass, if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom while simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass in bacterial medium that’s on you. I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.

                You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.

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                  This is the exact fucking harassment I get every fuckdamn time the bidet cultists catch wind, and I am so fuckdamn tired of it.

                  LMAO! “Why are people being mean to me just because I was being inflammatory??”

                  Fuck off with that disingenuous bullshit.

                  if you enjoy spraying fecal mist all over your bathroom

                  Nonsense.

                  simultaneously drenching every square inch of your ass

                  Skill issue.

                  I know how to wipe and my partners have never had an issue going down town for dinner and NONE of them were ever shy about informing me on my odor.

                  I’m supposed to be surprised to learn that you keep company that’s just as disgusting as you are?

                  You just want license to make your anal fetish public and its disgusting.

                  Says the person literally, unpromptedly talking about their anal fetish…

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                  4 months ago

                  From the POV of someone who’s never used a bidet, you come off like someone who was just looking for conflict.

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      4 months ago

      what? I like them but I’m happy to hear your arguments if you would articulate them.

      “You’re wrong I’m right but I won’t tell you why” is the opposite of a useful comment

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        4 months ago

        Every time I lay out my talking points about moisture contact and contaminated spray you fucknuggets just spam my inbox with insults so I have zero interest in arguing with any of you wetasses.

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          Well then don’t comment at all. Like I said I am happy to hear your arguments but now you just made me frustrated…

          I’m pretty sure the reason you’re getting spammed with insults is that you have a very abrasive commenting style. At least that’s my opinion based on the last two I’ve read :D