• ProfessorZhu@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his “back pocket”

    BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

    Neo’s eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him “get out, they’re coming for you Neo” into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

    BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

    There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he’s in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!