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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

My son asked me to explain what a solar eclipse is? I said no son.

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My son asked me to explain what a solar eclipse is? I said no son.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • chepox@sopuli.xyz
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    2 years ago

    Took me a minute. Nice. Taking this with me. You can’t stop me.

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      2 years ago

      You sound like a real dad :(

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