sanitation@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitsimagemessage-square220linkfedilinkarrow-up1404arrow-down137file-text
arrow-up1367arrow-down1imageThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitssanitation@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square220linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareA_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month ago Motherfucker even my own teeth don’t fucking blind me and I wash my teeth. Maybe you should try brushing instead.
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month ago…So you get volume and lushness to your teeth.
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoRemind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoOne other comment was like “but mom I’m not hungry.” “Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.” OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoJoke’s on you, that’s my fetish.
minus-squarewatson@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI can’t stop laughing. Thank you.
Maybe you should try brushing instead.
…So you get volume and lushness to your teeth.
Remind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
One other comment was like
“but mom I’m not hungry.”
“Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.”
OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
Joke’s on you, that’s my fetish.
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you.